BREAKING NEWS THAT PROBABLY NOBODY CARES ABOUT EXCEPT ME
i found the 1995 version of Richard III where RDJ plays Lord Rivers.
otherwise known as
that one time robert did shakespeare.
yessssss
omfg
RDJ was in that movie? I love that movie!


ROBERT.
I don’t think you’ve quite decided who you want to be here.
your boots are screaming “LUMBERJACK!” at me but your pants are telling me that all you want to do is go back to bed, which since you have chosen to dress like this is probably your best option at this point.
your (PURPLE!) becardigan’d upper half says “hipster” and the (PURPLE!) hat seems to agree. robert/purple otp.
YOUR MANPURSE (which i will side-eye the fuck out of until the end of time) SAYS YOUR HEART’S DEEPEST DESIRE IS TO SWIM FREE AND EASY AS AN ALLIGATOR IN THE FUCKING EVERGLADES. furthermore it matches nothing else you are wearing.
robert. do us all a favor and TAKE A LOOK IN THE MIRROR OCCASIONALLY because this outfit is burning my eyes.
Marvel’s biggest secret is how they make Robert Downey Jr. appear taller than he actually is…
RDJ is 5’ 8½”
Gwyneth (5’ 9”) and we know she is wearing killer heels ALL the time
Chris (6’ 0½”)
…
problem solved
screaming
(via painchester)

Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue
THE COMMENT FUCK I’M DYING
SO AM I
Tony as Kuzco
Steve as Pacha
Loki as Yzma
Thor as Kronk
“Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?”
(via channyfaith)




