#fuck you batman I’m looking for the damn shark repellent okay you will have it in literally three seconds for fucks sake stop being an asshole for one second and remember MY PARENTS ARE DEAD TOO, YOU’RE NOT SPECIAL, BRUCE and my parents didn’t pass on their amazingly badass acrobat skills just so some spoilt crazy billionaire could be a dillhole obviously it was a shark it’s called artistic license, so shut the fuck up, Bruce, AT LEAST I TRY TO FIND SOMETHING TO SMILE ABOUT, mister still-cries-himself-to-sleep, okay? AT LEAST I FUCKING TRY
HOLY. SHARK. REPELLENT. BATMAN.
(via dammit--jim)