people in Game of Thrones just need to stop trying to get married.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via beyoncebeytwice)

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

illkim:

I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often

(via lampsarepeopletoo)

leotardsanity submitted:

things I have googled today

I’m glad you’re using your free time productively.

leotardsanity submitted:

things I have googled today

I’m glad you’re using your free time productively.

my definition of ‘artistry’ as it relates to gymnastics floor routines:

  • movements are on beat with the music
  • gymnast doesn’t look like she wants to be anywhere else but here right now

and that’s it.

lanturd:

Wow I can’t believe I just hit 4000 followers! Hundreds are injured. My fists are sore and the police are coming.

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

merkkultra:

this is my exact thought process when i’m drunk and browsing the gymternet

merkkultra:

this is my exact thought process when i’m drunk and browsing the gymternet

(via wats-good-gabby)

(via vavsexual)

the way some of you talk, you’d think AGF officials are sneaking into gymnasts’ homes and press-ganging them into competing for Azerbaijan. No one’s stealing Russian and Ukrainian gymnasts, they’re making informed decisions about opportunities and career futures, and getting access to resources that they just don’t have with their native federations.